March 22, 1960 / Aries / Age 66
Krista Simon is an American-born Penthouse model, factory worker, and adult model. She was born on March 22, 1960 in Jersey City, New Jersey, United States.
Krista Simon was crowned Penthouse Pet of the Month in July 1983, stepping into the spotlight at 23 years old. Her measurements are 35-23-35. Krista Simon has seductive blue eyes, honey blond hair, and natural breasts.
There are women whose glamour is inherited like an heirloom and women who build it from the ground up, stitch by deliberate stitch. Krista Simon belongs to the latter—she arrives with a polish earned in daylight, a worn-in confidence, a sure smile and an independence that reads as both provocative and practical. She did not drift into the light; she stepped into it, all brass and breath, bringing with her the faint scent of workaday grit and a lingering hush of reverie that made the ordinary seem intimate.
Before the camera warmed, there was a woman at ease with herself: approachable, candid, comfortably rooted. Carl Wachter’s lens discovered that ease and turned it into something intimate yet uncontrived, images that feel flirtatious without pretense. On film she preserved a softness that hinted at private rituals and thoughtful corners—an easy expression, a quiet confidence—and the camera rewarded that presence with portraits that read like confessions rather than posed declarations, luminous and slyly vulnerable.
Her story, as the July 1983 pictorial made plain, was one of practical independence. Raised by her mother in a fatherless household, Krista embraced steady nine-to-five work, assembling airplane parts and sewing as a seamstress in a local wheelchair factory—jobs she met with genuine pride. That blue-collar rhythm gathered itself beside a more introspective pulse: a belief in astrology, a fondness for reading palms, and an idea of love that she regarded as rare and almost destined. The pictorial held both realities—the worker and the dreamer—without forcing either into caricature.
She never surrendered herself to the spotlight; she chose to enter it on her own terms, with a smile like a promise and a posture that suggested stories worth learning slowly. The image that lingers is not of glamour diluted by artifice but of a woman who balanced grit with a teasing mystery, who offered the camera a presence that felt lived-in, deliberate, and entirely her own. Sensual in its restraint, playful and confident, her portrait remains quietly unforgettable.
Height: 5'4 (162 cm)
Weight: 106 lb (48 kg)
Breast: 35" (90 cm)
Waist: 23" (58 cm)
Hips: 35" (90 cm)
Breast type: natural
Zodiac: Aries
Ethnicity: caucasian
Hair сolor: blond
Eye сolor: blue