September 14, 1968 / Virgo / Age 57
Joanne Szmereta is an American-born Penthouse model, nude model. She was born on September 14, 1968 in Lodi, California, United States.
Joanne Szmereta was crowned Penthouse Pet of the Month in February 1988, stepping into the spotlight at just 19 years old. Her measurements are 36-23-34. Joanne Szmereta has hypnotic green eyes, honey blond hair, and natural breasts.
Joanne Szmereta entered Penthouse with the fearless energy of someone who genuinely loved being seen. Photographed by Andre Felix, the 19-year-old Southern California beauty embraced the spotlight with playful confidence and youthful excitement. With her classic figure, Joanne radiated the kind of natural charisma that made attention feel inevitable rather than forced.
A self-described show-off, Joanne approached her pictorial with enthusiasm, viewing it as an exhilarating opportunity to express herself openly and celebrate her confidence. Growing up in California’s sun-soaked culture, she developed an easy comfort with her body and a carefree attitude that translated effortlessly to the camera. Her playful spirit and bold personality gave her photos an energetic, spontaneous feel that stood out from the crowd.
Despite her outgoing nature, Joanne understood that beauty could be both a blessing and a challenge, sometimes drawing admiration and intimidation in equal measure. She stayed disciplined through regular workouts and embraced the attention she received with humor and self-assurance, learning to enjoy the spotlight on her own terms.
Her boyfriend supported her decision to pose for Penthouse, and Joanne spoke openly about balancing public admiration with private loyalty — confident that while the world could admire her, her heart remained grounded in real connection.
For Penthouse readers, Joanne Szmereta represented the youthful, playful side of late-’80s glamour — bold, spirited, and unapologetically alive. Her February 1988 pictorial captured a woman stepping into adulthood with confidence, curiosity, and a smile that suggested she was just getting started.
Height: 5'5 (165 cm)
Weight: 110 lb (50 kg)
Breast: 36" (92 cm)
Waist: 23" (58 cm)
Hips: 34" (87 cm)
Breast type: natural
Zodiac: Virgo
Ethnicity: caucasian
Hair сolor: blond
Eye сolor: green