September 14, 1968 / Virgo / Age 57
Joanne Szmereta is an American-born Penthouse model, nude model. She was born on September 14, 1968 in Lodi, California, United States.
Joanne Szmereta was crowned Penthouse Pet of the Month in February 1988, stepping into the spotlight at just 19 years old. Her measurements are 36-23-34. Joanne Szmereta has hypnotic green eyes, honey blond hair, and natural breasts.
A wink that refuses to be ignored—she arrived with a fearless energy and a genuine love of being seen. There is a delicious audacity to someone who delights in the spotlight, and here that delight reads as invitation: playful, confident, teasing the camera into a conversation. Penthouse encountered that spark not as coyness but as deliberate mischief, sun-warmed and utterly unapologetic, a signature smile that disarmed and invited further discovery.
She owned the frame with the easy poise of a California girl who grew up sun-soaked and unafraid. A self-described show-off, she brought playful confidence and youthful excitement to every pose; the camera caught a carefree attitude that felt effortless rather than rehearsed. Her classic figure and natural charisma made attention feel inevitable, and she carried it with humor and discipline—the steady rhythm of regular workouts shaping a devotion to the body that read as celebration, never concession, a philosophy she wore as easily as sunlight.
Joanne Szmereta entered Penthouse at nineteen, photographed by Andre Felix for a February 1988 pictorial that captured the playful side of late-’80s glamour. Her bold personality lent the images an energetic, spontaneous pulse, the kind of photographs that hold spirited motion and bright mood and reward repeated viewing. She embraced the shoot with enthusiasm, treating it as a chance to express herself openly while acknowledging that beauty can be both blessing and challenge. Supported by her boyfriend, she balanced public admiration with private loyalty, meeting attention with steady self-assurance.
She remains a portrait of youthful, spirited glamour—bold, playful and unapologetically alive. Bright-eyed and curious, she stepped into adulthood with a smile that suggested she was only just beginning. That combination of flirtation, warmth and steady confidence is the memory she left on the page: a sunlit promise rather than a neat conclusion, an invitation that lingers like heat on the skin. That afterimage persists, warming the memory as it lingers.
Height: 5'5 (165 cm)
Weight: 110 lb (50 kg)
Breast: 36" (92 cm)
Waist: 23" (58 cm)
Hips: 34" (87 cm)
Breast type: natural
Zodiac: Virgo
Ethnicity: caucasian
Hair сolor: blond
Eye сolor: green